Hey, you, yeah you, you bidding the job, I am willing to do all this work for 10 dollars 10 DOLLARS. Are you going to be a pansy, or you going to be a man, and hire a shady, sexy, character like me. I obviously, have personality in my writing, and confidence if I'm able to bid on a project like this.
(and that's how you bid on a project like you use steroids, will send samples upon request)