Basic iPhone Application

I would like a pretty simply iPhone app created for a talking pirate. We will provide all graphics and sounds. The app works like this: 1 SPLASH SCREEN, Touch To continue 2 Screen 2 Has a picture of a Cartoon Pirate 3 When you rub his belly his mouth will move up and down, and one of 15 random sound files will play. (We will provide an image of the pirate with his mouth open and closed, and that should change from open to closed as he speaks.) 4. The user then can rub his belly again, and he speaks again, again choosing from the 15 sounds we provide. 5. Once he has spoken 3 times with each time the app is started, a NAG SCREEN will pop, and the user will have to click a big ok button. (Again, graphic will be provided) 6. Then the user can rub his belly again and a new sound will play, and this process repeats, allowing the user to play 3 sounds before getting the nag screen. 7 The nag screen and the splash screen will have a url. Thats it, the app will be a free app we will not be charging for this. Thanks.