DMOZ Listing - $50 Project

I have an established website that I want listed in the DMOZ open directory. I am looking for someone who can GUARANTEE that the listing will be added to [login to view URL] and will update me at regular intervals on the progress of the project. I am willing to pay a maximum of $50, which will be sent to the project winner only when the site is listed, but not beforehand. Once you notify me of the listing and show where it is in DMOZ, I will release the escrow funds.