I know what you're looking for.
You need someone flexible and reliable, someone who consistently delivers exactly what you were looking for and places it neatly on the table, early, every single time.
You're looking for The Expert.
The Expert helps you to stand out and develop business. This person is the Ace of Spades, palmed off the top of the deck and placed up your sleeve, flexible and elastic between your arm and the sleeve of your suit; you're certain of your position on the table because this card can be played at any time, extending your advantage at the table.
The Expert never runs out of new things to say. This person is versatile and takes criticism well, adapts easily, and arrives equipped with an explosive work-ethic and piles of experience. You need someone who would rather be writing for your project than dining over prime-rib with herb au jus, aromatic and contrasting brilliantly over the starched and pressed alabaster linens.
The Expert, so they say, is of many voices. Like an actor, this person changes tone whenever necessary, adhering to any guidelines stated by the employer. By hiring The Expert, you effectively hire the rest as well, as your limitations of voice and style are diminished significantly.
Consider my proposal:
I, a native English speaker with 12 years of professional ghostwriting experience, would jump at the opportunity to work with you on this. I promise only the best.
I look forward to your reply,
DM Braun
"The Expert"
Ghostwriter