Comic strip copy writer - repost

My art isn't the best, but I have a good eye for comedy, I think, and I write pretty funny strips. But you know that already. :) Bid is for 5 strips, $10 each. Thanks for thinking of me and sending me a note, too. I appreciate that. :)

Being a platinum level expert Ezine author and having 4 years of writing expertise (articles, rewriting, blogs, ghostwriting etc), I am 100% confident that I can deliver you high quality, plagiarism free, seo friendly and error free articles within the earliest possible time and also at an affordable price. Please check my portfolio for samples and details. Sir, I am vastly experienced in article writing and re-writing as I have been doing this job for last 4 years. My articles are 100% plagiarism free as I use copy scape premium to check plagiarism. I CAN DELIVER 5-8 ARTICLES PER DAY. I AM AVAILABLE 12-15 HOURS ONLINE PER DAY ESPECIALLY AT G TALK. Please check my portfolio for samples and details-- http://www.freelancer.com/users/profile.php?id=1609677&page=portfolio

Sir. I won't say I am the best but my broad range of vocabulary makes me unique. I believe in completing task within time or before if possible, I put my best effort to do whichever task I get, that's my specialty. I am very much interested to work on your project. Please give me a chance. I will do task without any error and the writing will be 100% CS passed (Checked by myself You can trust me with this. You won't be disappointed for sure. With Best Regards AMIT

I am the type of person that can make anyone smile. I will make sure that the content in the comic strip is unique and of high quality. So, do you need some high quality work? All you have to do is create a milestone and award the project. I will start your work immediately! I look forward to working with you.

Hey! I'm David, and I really want to write for you. While I don't have a 9th degree in supreme English studies or have nine hundred 5/5 reviews, I like to believe I'm exactly what you need to manufacture those rib-crushingly funny moments. Not only do I speak English as a first language, I also have quite a few qualifications. I was a blog writer for over four years, I published my first (humorous!) novella recently and I have many published articles. I can do clean humor, in-the-middle humor, dirty humor and don't-let-your-mother-see-this humor. Take your pick, you won't be disappointed. If you don't believe I can make an adventure out of anything, check out my portfolio. Who could make an article about rented storage units interesting and fun? Well, hopefully that's me. P.S. I don't mind editing back and forth until you're 100% pleased with the work. P.P.S. I'll need to discuss rates and whatnot before I start, you might be paying in nuts for all I know (if so, Cashews are a long time favorite of mine). P.P.P.S. PM me if you have any questions or if you’d like a sample of my writing! (I can't send any samples through here)

Hello, Sir I'm a professional ghost writer, can I get a chance to show you my writing skill over skype! Work Experience: Freelance Based and few local academic projects. Worked on Projects: Over 50 Typing speed: 150 words/sec specialty: I’m a writer who writes books, articles, stories, reports, autobiographies, magazine articles, or other written material or texts that are officially credited to another person Thank you and waiting for your kind reply. Best Regard Mack