Writing up and designing advertising material....

I need new advertising material for a website. I need a creative mind to write up FUN and flamboyant advertising/marketing for products being sold. Not drab, serious or boring. This must stand out and be fun, exciting and jump out of the computer at the reader. This adverts must include photo's to support the products being sold. Examples of these are: Getting a hair colour package Having a massage Dining out with all you can eat seafood Bungee Jumping 200 metres Holidays in bali etc The advertising material for products needs to be well designed, professional, and in well spoken english, The photo's must not have a copyright on them. Each advert needs to be in or around 200 words Require around 500 different adverts composed in a prompt timely manner. These need to be fun and inviting, friendly, romantic where needed and written in a manner where after people read them they feel compelled to buy. If this is you, and you work very quickly and can compose a lot of new advertising material that is out of this world the job is yours! Also the opportunity to continually write up new material for this business. Requiring fun and creative people to apply. Milestone payment of $100 upfront. For those who want to apply, please quickly type up a sample of how you write. Can be anything up to 200 words. Topic: Hair colouring pamper package with half head of foils, hot oil treatment and scalp massage at leading Melbourne salon.........