Write some funny software
£20-250 GBP
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I'm looking for someone that can create a few funny programs for me, elaborate vbs/bat and apple scripts if possible.
Disclaimer - Adult content, some photos & writing that will be used is of an adult/explicit nature, if you are not comfortable with this then thank you for reading, I bid you a good day.
To give you an idea as i'm being very broad here i'm looking for things similar to these sites -
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But I want them more upto date, more elaborate, more annoying and of course more personal to my business and how I would use them.
Things like the Newton Virus for macs as an idea if its even possible now and the registry hacks that are available on [login to view URL] etc..
I want funny, annoying, hard to get rid of scripts & programs that give the wow factor.
These programs will not be used in any illegal way. I run an adult entertainment business and i've recently expanded into online entertainment, my knowledge with pcs and basic stuff is good and i've managed so far but I need someone professional to step in and create some programs that are special for the launch of the new site that is coming soon.
Happy to provide links of who I am and what I do..
Thanks for reading,
Jodie
Projekt-ID: #15532344
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3 Freelancer bieten im Durchschnitt £226 für diesen Job
Hello! , my name is Marlin; I have plenty of experience with programming, C++ and .NET. I would be happy to do this for you. Relevant Skills and Experience C++, porgramming, .NET Proposed Milestones £250 GBP - progra Mehr
Hi, I'm a web and windows application developer for various applications, and looking forward to discuss with you about the project. Regards, Andy Relevant Skills and Experience C++ Programming Java Php Software Dev Mehr