wordpress SEO Expert needed for one time project

Looking for an word press expert who can convert my joomla site into a wordpress super fast SEO based template site. During conversion process URL structure must be maintained, keywords and descriptions need to be reused exactly as is. Similar widgets needs to be present images in the slider needs to be clickable taking user to the affiliate partner page. Additional state pages need to be added [login to view URL] to the top of the page. If you have your own SEO content writer even better but they must speak english natively. You must have your own access to wordpress templates.... Template must be compatible with ipod, and all major browsers.. When you search on google the page must populate most popular subjects i will show you an example of what i mean. Images that you import must be optimized to load the fastest. Necessary website interlinking must be made. Everything needs to run super fast webpage must load super fast. When responding to this ad type " I am human " so i know you read this. Also you must have paypal and skype account. You must work in eastern time zone and have marketing experience in education or any other related field. If you do not have marketing skill and a way to tract users to the page then don't bother applying for this posting. This job is $250 dollars for complete site, you must ensure that affiliation is placed in and google analytics is updated, you must also transfer all the existing content from the joomla site and tweak keywords of the site to bring more visitors. You must work with other SEO people to accomplish this task, and you must be SEO pro, if you are not SEO pro do not bother applying for this project. Timeline to complete this project is 10 days. Please respond with samples of other sites that you monetized before so I can see if you know your wordpress. When creating word press you must use proper, keywords title description and have proper security mechanism in place to avoid spammers as well as ensuring that email works if someone wants to contact us from the site. You must also create a site map for this website, url will be revealed to the person who accepts the project... You must also have graphic touch and be able to find correct images to insert into the website. You must have educational websites wordpress experience.. If you do not have that experience do not bother applying. Also you must speak english well.