code script or whatever you call

i need a code which i place in my website and when someone visit my website the code or script save into their computer and then invisible POP-UP window open after some seconds or mints that randomly opens ADS when anyone use that computer,Internnet Explorer or mozilla [login to view URL] script auto click on ad and ad open up like popunder or popup but i will be using adbrit ad code?so script just dont show ads actually click on ads as [login to view URL] open windows must be invisible so user cant see them?after 1 visit to my website the script work on thier computer (if you can not do invisible window then do simple but try to do simple)