A Proofreader who can get my articles accepted by Contant Content

I am looking for a proofreader who is very experienced with the website “Constant Content.” As you may know, spelling and grammar checkers do not spot all of the mistakes that Constant Content pick up on. I am looking for a proofreader who can check and edit articles so that they are accepted 100% of the time. I have five I would like you to check, although I may have many more if you are able to get all five passed by constant content on the first attempt. My articles are often only picked up for being too wordy or missing commas, so you do not have a massive task ahead of you. Please take note: All five of my articles that you check and edit must be passed by Constant Content on the first submission I put to them. I will not pay out on this project if you claim that you can get them to the level of being passed, only to have me receive them back in 3-5 days saying that they need mistakes correcting. Anybody who is a member of the website is going to know that their review process takes up to five days, so do not expect payment immediately. I need to be sure that all five articles that you have proofread have been accepted. You stand far more chance of getting this project if you are a member of Constant Content. Please indicate via a private message if you are a writer or editor for the website. Please make sure you have read all of this description in order to avoid confusion later on. I am happy to put the money into the freelancer milestone system, so long as you understand that I will not release the funds if any of the five articles I submit are rejected, or worse still, are purged.