Jokes about magnets

Sounds like fun -- Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: I am attracted to you :-)

I am interested in your project. I have extensive experience as a copywriter and have written articles on a wide array of subjects. I maintain a significant listing of clients around the world that I provide services for on a regular and recurring basis. Additionally, my other recent, significant writing credits include two novels published internationally: "The Shadow Cast" and "The Miller Moth." Other related professional experiences include having served on the White House staff in the Office of Media Relations for the U.S. President. I will be sending you a selection of writing samples on different topics through the private message system. Naturally, I will be more than happy to provide any additional information that may be of assistance to you in considering my bid, including references. I think the task of creating magnet jokes would be most entertaining. Thank you for your kind consideration.

I love jokes, and make people laugh all the time. Please take a look at my resume for details of my qualifications. Thanks, Maggie

i can give you quality magnet related jokes that will make you visitors laugh and stick to your site.

Hello, A team of professionals that love to write jokes and have some of thier own. Magnets are great to use for jokes. Plese see Pm for more information. Ron Chaplin T-73 Software & Design

I'm open to improvements on the final product. We can make sure that the jokes are humourous.

We have a pool of low-cost writers at your disposal. See PMB.

Dear sir, I can provide you with about 5 jokes every day. And also, price of $30 is much high. Contact me if you are interested

Team Kaizen ready to start - Arun Prakash (Team Kaizen)

My bid is for 10 jokes initially. I can provide you with illustrated cartoons to go along with the jokes if you like. Please feel free to contact me through the PMB. Thanks for your time, and have a great day!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! PM me and I'll think some up.