500 words article writing for $USD 3.2

Special instructions: Here are my basic rules: I spent too much time re-writing articles, I have come up with 3 simple rules. I spent too much time re-writing articles, I have come up with 3 simple rules. They are simple, but if they aren't kept, I will reject your work. I DON'T like rejecting work. I really feel bad because I know you put time and energy into writing these articles. However, the purpose of using this service is to save time writing and if I need to re-write your articles because they don't meet my criteria, it is money wasted. Sorry. ******************************************************************* PLEASE READ THESE 3 RULES CAREFULLY**************************************************** 1) You must be able to write good articles devoid of grammatical mistakes. For native speakers, this is not a problem. You don't need to be able to diagram a sentence. Heaven knows I can't. But verbs need to conjugate correctly; they need to match the subject. Sentences need to be complete sentences, not phrases. I don't want million dollar words pulled from a thesaurus. I want paragraphs. I am not an English teacher, but the writing represents my clients' writing and I don't want them to look like they can't write proper English. ******************************************************************* 2) I have given you a list of keywords which is the places I want written about, and in some cases, I have added additional keywords or been very exact with the location I have in mind. I don’t want a boring list of things to do, pick the most popular things and write about them. The most important part is that you do a bit of research, whether it is using Google’s “suggestions”, Adwords, popular travel websites, or some sort or some other method, to work out not only what people are actually searching for, but the most popular tourist destination for that country/destination. ******************************************************************* 3) Have fun and be creative. Understand that the article is supposed to be written as if it was written by the website owner. I will give you that information in the "purpose" section above. Please look at that. I don't want 3rd party endorsements. I don't want fake testimonials. I don't want sales letters for your own products or services. I don't want chatty blog posts about nothing. I want informative, exciting articles that would make someone want to visit that place, something that is good to read, and can be found by people on Google. (i.e. good SEO!)