Design a T-Shirt - Repost - open to bidding

Looking for a tee shirt design that shows the American flag that says Murica with a sort of satire that shows the funniest thing of being a American. I want it show something that isnt proud but yet clean humor. Like a unicorn, burger, Abe Lincoln. Ive seen it on Facebook and thought I could make a shirt that says it all in one photo. Also I want a shirt that just says Murica with a bald eagle that is ripped from working out too much.