Earn a commission for being my literary agent

I am looking for a writing/literary agent for online article writing. To start with, please bid for $30 worth of your skills. If you are picked for the job, then only after a trial $30 period will I consider future work or any commission or set work in the future. I am incredibly fast, adept and highly skilled at article writing on any subject. My research skills and work quality is beyond reproach, however I am no sales man. I have trouble selling my talents, especially when faced with competition from third world people offering to do writing work for a pittance. Your role is to: Secure work from a client Pass the work (only) onto me I do the work and submit it to you You pay me, and then go ahead and retrieve payment from the client. For these reasons and more I am looking for a literary agent. If you are interested then place a bid of just $30 and then place a bid description telling me why I should choose you. You must also post a private message to me, explaining the techniques you would use to protect the material that you submit to clients, to stop them from stealing it and not paying you. I am looking for an organised and intelligent person to do this job, so if you do not follow the bid procedure instructions in this paragraph, then I will assume the you are not very meticulous and ignore your bid. If everything looks good so far, then have a look at the attached document. It details the terms and conditions of working for me as a literary agent. If you consistently send me work and abide by our writer/agent agreement, then expect a long-term high quality writer to represent for online articles. Be warned that if some idiot posts an advert on the clarification board, that I will report that person, then go through their profile and report them on every other bid they have posted adverts on. I will then cancel the project, so your bid will be wasted.