VBA (Outlook)

I need VBA (Outlook) code that takes text (Don't need the emails parsed to identify the text - I already have that), superimposes that text on an image and then emails that image as an attachment. This would be business card information I have parsed out of an email that your code would place on a business card image. Then the information would need to be queued in an array and at the completion of sending the email attachment images, runs an additional process that prints out the Business cards on 10 up (2x5) microperforated business card sheets. Code would either need reasonably good commenting, or variables named in such a way that I could understand what was taking place. I am reasonably conversant with VBA code. Just do not have the time to flesh out the rest of this. Please no code that looks like this example (unless comments explain in detail) function init() { var nIdx = new Date().getTime().toString().replace(/^\d+(\d{2})$/, "$1") % 11; alert(sl1[nIdx]); } This is Javascript code (I use just as an example), that was provided to me in a forum for a different project I was working on and even after 8 hours of poring over all the online javascript tutorials and command references I could find, I still could not determine ALL of what was happening between those Parentheses. This would need to be completed within the next three weeks.