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Project Title: Small photoshop fix Description: Navy blue shirt on the dad needs to be even on the bottom Specific Requirements: - Color Correction: The main issue that needs to be fixed in the photo is color correction. - Preferred Deadline: There is no immediate hurry for the edit, so the deadline can be anytime within a week. - Intended Use: The edited photo will be used for personal use only. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Photoshop: The ideal candidate should have strong skills and experience in using Photoshop to perform color correction tasks. - Attention to Detail: It is important that the editor has an eye for detail to ensure the color correction is done accurately and effectively. - Timeliness: While there is no immediate deadline, the ideal can...

I am looking for a caricature artist to create more than 10 black and white cartoonish caricatures for a small party of 16.. Just as a fun take home.. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in creating cartoonish caricatures - Ability to create more than 10 unique caricatures - Proficiency in black and white drawing techniques - Attention to detail in capturing the essence of the subjects - Excellent communication skills to understand and incorporate any specific requirements or preferences from the client

...individual who can build a realistic tractor using small bolts and nuts without the use of welding. The tractor will be a puzzle, with the purpose of providing a challenging and engaging activity. Skills and experience required: - Experience in building intricate models using small bolts and nuts - Knowledge of tractor designs and mechanics - Ability to work without welding - Creativity and problem-solving skills to create a realistic tractor puzzle The ideal candidate will be able to work with minimal guidance, as I do not have a specific design or blueprint in mind. I am open to suggestions and would like the freelancer to use their expertise to create a unique and realistic tractor puzzle. The desired scale for the tractor model is small, with a scale less th...

I am looking for someone to fill out 100 forms within a specific time frame. The forms can be both online and paper forms. I will provide specific details and guidelines that need to be followed when filling out the forms. The deadline for the completion of the forms will be communicated to the chosen freelancer. Skills and Experience: - Attention to detail - Familiarity with filling out online and paper forms - Ability to follow guidelines and instructions accurately - Strong time management skills to meet the deadline

Requirements : 1- 4 exterior 3D shots 2- Simple landscape design for the pool and garden 3- 2 3D shots of the interior design of the living room showing both the garden and pool area along with the open ceiling area

I am a new small business owner who recently hired a company to create my website on WordPress. However, they have not met my expectations in terms of web hosting, further web design, SEO, and marketing. Therefore, I am in need of transferring my website hosting and domain to WordPress. Specific requirements for the project include: - Transferring website hosting and domain to WordPress (first and most important) - Improving functionality and user experience of the website after the transfer (I will hire for this work if I'm happy with initial work.) - Adding specific features and functionalities to the website (client has a few ideas but is open to suggestions) Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proficiency in WordPress and website hosting - Experience in improvin...

I'll create you unique website design with 100% perfection and will able to complete the project within 2 weeks with unlimited revisions.

I am looking for an Excel expert to create a comprehensive financial model for my small instalment sale business. The ideal candidate will have experience in finance and be proficient in Excel. Specific Financial Calculations: - Profit and loss analysis: The model should be able to accurately calculate and analyze the profit and loss of my business. Incorporating Existing Financial Data: - My financial records are incomplete, so the model should be able to incorporate the available data and provide accurate projections. Level of Detail in Output: - I require a high level overview as well as a detailed breakdown of the financial data. The model should be able to generate P&L, balance sheet, cashflow, aged debtors, and warehouse management reports. Skills and Experience: - Pro...

I am looking for a designer to help with the layout of a small booklet consisting of 24 pages, with 3 pages that needs to be designed. Theme/Purpose: The overall theme of the booklet is personal. Design Preferences: I have a clear vision for the design and would like the designer to bring my ideas to life. Key Elements: The design must include specific text or quotes that I will provide. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills - Experience in booklet layout and design - Ability to bring a clear vision to life - Attention to detail and creativity in incorporating specific text or quotes

I am in need of a professional designer who can create an investment deck presentation for my project. The purpose of this presentation is to attract investors, so it is crucial that it is visually appealing and engaging. Design Preferences: - I do not have any specific design style in mind, so I am open to suggestions from the designer. - Please only apply, if you have done investment decks in the past. - Standard I am looking for is Big 4 presentation standard - Please keep such samples in your bio - However, I would like the presentation to have a professional and polished look, so I am looking for a designer with a strong design sense and experience in creating professional presentations. Financial Information: - The financial information in the presentation should be highly deta...

...consider extending the context if that's what you guys want. ************************************************** All entries should be 1280x720 (16:9) per YouTube specs. Thanks! ************************************************** The total prize value of this contest is US $800, to be awarded as (8) separate $100 awards, 1 for each episode's thumbnail. You should make separate submissions for the art for each episode (there are 8 episodes in the series) that you wish to submit for. A separate $100 award will be made at the end of the contest for each single-episode thumbnail graphic that is chosen. I've written up a full project brief, including some sample graphics you may want to use in some of your submissions. The project brief is in a separate attache...

I am looking for a small website for law firm having 5 pages , can go with WordPress readymade theme. It should not take more than 2-3 days.

I am looking for an FFMPEG expert who can assist me with a small video editing task. I have around 1000 reels and i want to put a outro in them , i just need someone to consult and help me through anydesk or teamviewr Specific Task: - I need help with video editing using FFMPEG. Video Format/Platform: - I do not have a specific video format or platform in mind. The video will be for general use. Deadline: - The preferred deadline for this task is within a week.

Project Title: Small project for using sensors on board STM32 B-L4S5I-IOT and send it to cloud Overview: I am looking for a freelancer to develop system using the STM32 B-L4S5I-IOT board. The main feature I require for the system is use most of the sensors on the board and transmit data to cloud. I already have all the necessary hardware for the project. Skills and Experience: To successfully complete this project, the ideal freelancer should have the following skills and experience: - Proficiency in programming STM32 microcontrollers - Experience in developing home automation systems - Knowledge of temperature control algorithms and sensors - Familiarity with the STM32 B-L4S5I-IOT board Communication: I prefer to communicate with the freelancer via email throughout the project....

I am looking for a Photoshop expert to help me with a small project. I need someone who can superimpose a new fabric on an existing couch to create a realistic look. Specific edits and changes required: - Adjust colors or brightness as needed Deadline: This project needs to be completed within 24 hours. Style and aesthetic: I am aiming for a realistic edit that seamlessly incorporates the new fabric onto the couch. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in Photoshop and skilled in image editing - Attention to detail and ability to create realistic effects - Experience with superimposing objects onto existing images - Strong understanding of color correction and manipulation If you have the skills and expertise to complete this project within the given timeframe, please rea...

Need completed ASAP! Looking for a skilled writer to create funny (somewhat brutal) roast jokes for a friend's 70th birthday party. Mostly about a friend but also friends at the event Tone: - The jokes should be brutal and merciless in nature. Intended Audience: - The jokes are intended for a friend or family member. Context/Occasion: - The roast will take place at a birthday party. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Exceptional comedic writing abilities - Ability to create jokes that are both brutal and funny - Understanding of the dynamics of a roast - Familiarity with the target audience - Previous experience writing roast jokes for birthday parties or similar events

Data Entry Project Description Skills required: - Proficient in copy-pasting - Attention to detail Project details: - I am looking for someone who can assist me with a small data entry project involving copy-pasting. - The project requires a total of 185 entries. - The deadline for completing the project is 1 day. Ideal candidate: - The ideal candidate should have experience in copy-pasting and be able to complete the project accurately within the specified deadline. - Attention to detail is crucial for this project to ensure accurate data entry. Payment: - The payment for this project is Rs 2.5 per entry. If you have the necessary skills and experience, and can complete the project within the given deadline, please submit your proposal.

Project Description: Small edit of AI design (minor change) I am looking for a skilled designer to make a small edit to my AI design. The specific change that needs to be made is image replacement. I already have the replacement image ready to use, so there is no need to create a new one. Skills and Experience Required: - Proficiency in AI design software - Experience in image editing and replacement - Attention to detail - Ability to work quickly and efficiently Timeline: - I need the edited design immediately, so please only apply if you are available to start working on it right away. If you have the necessary skills and are available to start immediately, please submit your proposal with examples of your previous work in AI design and image replacement.

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Technical Weekly News Letter - Content Editor Target Audience: - Technical professionals Focus Area: - Industry trends Preferred Style: - Formal and informative Project Description: We are looking for a skilled content editor to join our team and assist in creating a weekly technical newsletter. The target audience for this newsletter is technical professionals, so it is important that the content is tailored to their interests and needs. The main focus area of the newsletter is industry trends, so the ideal candidate will have a strong understanding of the latest developments and advancements in the technical field. The preferred style for the newsletter is formal and informative, so the content editor should have excellent writing skills and the ability to present technical informa...

I am looking for a Danish ghostwriter to create articles for my small company. Content Type: - Articles Topics: - I have specific topics in mind that I would like the articles to focus on. Quantity: - I need a total of 4-7 articles. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Native Danish speaker with excellent writing and grammar skills. - Experience in ghostwriting and creating engaging and informative articles. - Knowledge of SEO and ability to optimize articles for search engines. - Ability to conduct research and provide accurate and reliable information. - Strong attention to detail and ability to meet deadlines.

Data Entry Project Description Skills required: - Proficient in copy-pasting - Attention to detail Project details: - I am looking for someone who can assist me with a small data entry project involving copy-pasting. - The project requires a total of 185 entries. - The deadline for completing the project is 1 day. Ideal candidate: - The ideal candidate should have experience in copy-pasting and be able to complete the project accurately within the specified deadline. - Attention to detail is crucial for this project to ensure accurate data entry. Payment: - The payment for this project is Rs 2.5 per entry. If you have the necessary skills and experience, and can complete the project within the given deadline, please submit your proposal.

I am looking for a designer to make 2 small revisions on my logo. - I will provide you the logo on best resolution after award project. - You will deliver me 2 different logo revisions, both going to be used Revisions: 1. I need you to alter my logo for christmas. Add snow, some christmas lights and probably a tree. 2. I need you to alter my logo that is going to used on site's footer of premium users who created sites with our web builder. So, somehow add the "Premium" tag to it. Make it elegant. Deadline: - The revisions should be completed within 48 hours. Skills and Experience: - Graphic design skills - Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator - Attention to detail - Ability to work quickly and meet deadlines

Need renders using rhinos from already provided model? With human scale added and 2 street and 2 areal views

A design of a database for a website for managing tree-cutting for a contractor David Smith. A client will need to register with the website with the following information: first name, last name, address, credit card information, phone number, and email. A unique client ID will be generated for the client when they register themselves. Part I need to get done is Implementing the following functionality using Java and SQL with necessary GUI interfaces. Emphasize both the web interfaces and their integration with backend database operations The root user needs to implement various functionalities in a project, with a focus on easy navigation and clear layout for each page. Specific queries related to the activities of David Smith, a tree cutter, need to be executed on a database. Here'...

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Client can export the chat history of their current session (client-side) Client’s mute list will persist across sessions (server-side) Based on username match Clients will receive a message when they get muted/unmuted by another user (i.e., Bob muted you) This message should only be sent if muted becomes unmuted or unmuted becomes mute, it’s not an opportunity to create a spam mechanism The user list should update per the status of each user Muted users appear grayed out Last person to send a message gets highlighted

I am looking for someone who can help me copy a small excel spreadsheet from a twitter post, with less than 100 rows. I just need a direct copy of the original spreadsheet without any modifications or additional features. The post is here; Skills and experience required for this job include: - Proficiency in Microsoft Excel - Attention to detail to ensure accurate copying of data - Ability to follow instructions and replicate the original spreadsheet exactly If you have experience in data entry and excel spreadsheet management, this project would be a great fit for you. Please provide examples of similar projects you have completed in the past.

I am looking for a Joomla expert to update my very small Joomla site from version 3.10.5 to Joomla 5. The project involves the following requirements: - Update the Joomla site from version 3.10.5 to Joomla 5 - No specific features or functionalities need to be added or improved, just the update - The update should be completed within the next 10 days Used Modules: K2 Content, mod_Easyslider and a simple calendar. If you are interested, I can give you a link to the frontend before you make a quote. ------------------------------ Skills and experience required for this project: - Strong knowledge and experience in Joomla development - Familiarity with upgrading Joomla sites - Proficiency in troubleshooting and resolving any potential issues during the update process If you have...

*DO NOT SEND UNORIGINAL WORK* I will reject immediately Objective: Dog Shop Logo Business name: Unleashed Design style: Imagine a whimsical French bulldog with a playful expression, perhaps wearing a bowtie or holding a toy. Use vibrant yet simple colors like bright blues or energetic yellows to evoke a lively atmosphere. Incorporate a clean, rounded font for the store name to maintain simplicity.

I have 2 small bugs to fix in wordpress home page

Project Title: Sage 100 v16 forgot password Description: I am seeking assistance to regain access to my Sage 100 v16 account for my existing business. I have a large amount of valuable data stored within the account and it is crucial that I am able to access it. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Sage 100 v16 - Strong knowledge of password recovery and system security - Previous experience in resolving forgotten password issues - Ability to handle and retrieve large amounts of data - Timely and efficient problem-solving skills

I am looking for a freelancer to help me post 100 physical products on my Woocommerce website. Product Descriptions and Images: - The items are branded, it you will get product descriptions from the Brand website, which i will supply. Format for Posting: Each product contains multipe image and a description. Product price will be given to you separately. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience with Woocommerce and product listing. - Strong attention to detail for creating accurate and compelling product descriptions. Our budget is fixed at $8 and we have a total of 100 products. If you can work within the budget range, please reach out. Thanks.

I am looking for a freelancer who can help me with posting 100 messages on LinkedIn within the next 1-2 days. The purpose of these messages is to network and build connections with potential clients or customers. Here is more details about the task and what message needs to be delivered Skills and experience required: - Proficiency in using LinkedIn and understanding its features and guidelines - Excellent communication and writing skills to effectively engage the target audience - Attention to detail to ensure the messages are error-free and professional - Time management skills to complete the task within the given timeframe Specific requirements: - I will provide the specific content for

100 photos 1- Take out background and put white color 2- Retouch metal surface make it smooth 3- Place shadow to the product 4- Stones and gold color should b like original Deliver original size high quality JPG Deliver 800x800 pixels with centered image JPG.

I am looking for a skilled website developer to create a website for my small accounting firm. The main purpose of the website is to showcase our services and expertise. I w Design and Features: - While I have a general idea of what I want, I am open to suggestions and recommendations based on best practices. - I would like the website to have a professional and modern design that reflects the nature of our business. - It should be easy to navigate and have clear sections for our services, about us, testimonials, and contact information. - I would also like to include a blog section where we can share relevant articles and resources for our clients. Preferred Method of Communication: - I would prefer to have an email contact form on the website, allowing potential clients to e...

I am looking for a skilled CAD designer to modify a small 2D drawing. The project involves adding or removing elements from the existing drawing based on detailed instructions that I will provide. The final purpose of the modified drawing is for other purposes, which will be discussed further with the selected freelancer. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in CAD software - Strong attention to detail - Ability to follow specific instructions accurately - Experience in modifying 2D drawings - Strong communication skills to understand and clarify project requirements

I am looking for a skilled and creative freelance graphic designer to create a unique logo for my new National Disability Insurance Scheme's business (Name: Goodlife Hope: Tagline: Care With Love). Here are the details of the project: - Project Type: This logo design project is for starting a new enterprise. - Design Elements: While I have a general idea for the logo, I am open to the designer's creativity and suggestions. I want the logo to represent our business and its values effectively. - Preferred Color Scheme: I prefer neutral colors for the logo design. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills and experience in logo design. - Ability to create unique and visually appealing designs. - Understanding of the National Disability Insurance Scheme's bus...

Project Title: Increase Organic Traffic for Blog/Article Website Target Audience: International Type of Content: Blog or Article Content Desired Timeframe: Within 1 month We are looking for a skilled freelancer to help increase organic traffic to our blog/article website. Our target audience is international, and we want to see a noticeable increase in website traffic within 1 month. Skills and Experience Required: - SEO expertise: The freelancer should have a strong understanding of search engine optimization techniques to drive organic traffic to our website. - Content marketing: Experience in developing and implementing content marketing strategies to attract and engage a global audience. - Keyword research: Proficiency in conducting keyword research to identify relevant and high-...

I have small project in food CRM. Food CRM is a web-based application. This application is useful for the company Owner. Good knowledge of Core Java, Spring Core, Spring Boot, Rest Web services, MySql.

I am looking for a skilled and creative freelance graphic designer to create a unique logo for my new National Disability Insurance Scheme's business (Name: Goodlife Hope: Tagline: Care With Love). Here are the details of the project: - Project Type: This logo design project is for starting a new enterprise. - Design Elements: While I have a general idea for the logo, I am open to the designer's creativity and suggestions. I want the logo to represent our business and its values effectively. - Preferred Color Scheme: I prefer neutral colors for the logo design. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills and experience in logo design. - Ability to create unique and visually appealing designs. - Understanding of the National Disability Insurance Scheme's bus...

Project Title: AI or Microsoft Power Automate to help streamline and automate small permitting business functions I am seeking a skilled freelancer to help streamline and automate our small permitting business functions using either AI or Microsoft Power Automate. The project involves the following tasks: 1. Workflow Management: - Develop a system that can efficiently manage and track the workflow of our permitting processes. - Automate the assignment of tasks to team members and provide notifications and reminders for deadlines. - Implement a centralized dashboard for real-time monitoring and reporting of the workflow status. Skills and Experience: - Strong expertise in workflow management systems and automation tools. - Proficiency in AI technologies or Microsof...

I am looking for a skilled Android app developer who can create a small app based on call logs. The app should primarily focus on call logging, allowing users to track their call history. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Android app development - Familiarity with frameworks such as React Native or Flutter - Ability to work with call logs and implement call logging functionality - Experience in designing and implementing user-friendly interfaces - Strong attention to detail to meet specific design requirements The app should have the following features: - Call logging related some features. - Specific design requirements: The app should adhere to specific design guidelines provided by me. Small utility app. should ideally be completed in 4 working days and 2 da...

I have attached reference image, in the style that I'm shooting for, and a screenshot of how things are now. I've also attached the three files - js, css, and html (this is a very small project), in case you want to have a peek at what the load might be. Specific Requirements: - I need assistance in positioning/resizing two doughnut charts using Chartjs. - I already have the data ready for the chart/graph. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong proficiency in Chartjs and CSS. - Experience in creating and customizing doughnut charts. - Ability to incorporate specific design elements and colors into the chart. If you have the necessary skills and experience, please bid on this project.

I am looking for a Shopify expert who can help me with a small task of product listing on my Shopify store. Specific Requirements: - I have a watch that has been listed, the strap option can be chosen by the customer, each of them 500 are available - the customer should be able to choose his serial number between 0-100 well but if I add this option then they can pick 0-100 for the two variants while I only have 100 available. Basically, people can choose a watch with their required serial number between 0-100. Then they can choose to have that piece on a rubber strap or a steel bracelet. I am unable to do this myselve. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Shopify and its customization options. - Strong attention to detail and ability to e...

I am looking for a skilled C# developer who can create a small code to make the drag and drop operation in a DataGridView smooth. Specific functionality required: - The ability to move rows and cells within the same DataGridView Design and layout: - I do not have a specific design or layout in mind and I am open to suggestions. Additional features required: - The client needs additional features for the DataGridView, but they have not specified what those features are. The developer should be able to discuss and determine the specific additional features with the client. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in C# programming language - Experience with DataGridView control - Strong understanding of drag and drop operations in C# - Ability to suggest and implement additio...

We have a DLL that needs updating. We're looking to fix an HTML hyperlink within the DLL. However, we do NOT have the source code. Developer needs to be comfortable working with decompiling the DLL, working with the de-compiled code and then re-compiling it.

I am looking for a freelancer who can help me resolve a small issue with one of my projects. The specific issue that needs to be sorted is regarding the website loading speed. I have specific requirements for how the issue should be resolved and I am looking for a freelancer who can meet these requirements. The deadline for resolving this issue is within 24 hours. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in website development and optimization - Proficiency in identifying and resolving issues related to website loading speed - Familiarity with web design and layout - Strong problem-solving skills - Attention to detail and ability to work efficiently within tight deadlines

I am looking for a freelancer to help me post 100 physical products on my Woocommerce website. Product Descriptions and Images: - The items are branded, it you will get product descriptions from the Brand website, which i will supply. Format for Posting: Each product contains multipe image and a description. Product price will be given to you separately. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience with Woocommerce and product listing. - Strong attention to detail for creating accurate and compelling product descriptions. Our budget is fixed at $8 and we have a total of 100 products. If you can work within the budget range, please reach out. Thanks.

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